Is a Mitchum Man a Real Man?
I saw an advertisement today that said (more or less):
"If you've rescheduled your anniversary around poker night, you're a Mitchum Man"
Then I found this site.
Is THIS what it means to be a real man? Certainly not what women want... Do they?
I don't even really find this site funny... At least the Coors Light commercials are funny. There's a sort of seriousness here that appalls / offends me.
Also, I notice a link labelled "Not a Man -- Click here!", which takes you to Mitchum for Women products. Would any woman want to be a "Mitchum Woman" after seeing this?
I've heard someone refer to a man's "inner pirate". I think we can apply this idea here and to Francis Osbaldistone in Rob Roy.
"If you've rescheduled your anniversary around poker night, you're a Mitchum Man"
Then I found this site.
Is THIS what it means to be a real man? Certainly not what women want... Do they?
I don't even really find this site funny... At least the Coors Light commercials are funny. There's a sort of seriousness here that appalls / offends me.
Also, I notice a link labelled "Not a Man -- Click here!", which takes you to Mitchum for Women products. Would any woman want to be a "Mitchum Woman" after seeing this?
I've heard someone refer to a man's "inner pirate". I think we can apply this idea here and to Francis Osbaldistone in Rob Roy.
posted by Steve at 1:25 a.m.
2 Comments:
Here's a great one:
"If 'ménage à trois' is the only French term you know, you are a Mitchum Man"
What does this say about French-speaking men? Maybe if they buy Mitchum products and spray themselves, it will beat the girly French language out of them -- or should French people just not be allowed to buy it? Can they really run this ad in Canada, where we are required to have at least a year or two of French in school?
Is someone going to call me a wussy, sissy momma's boy or what?
Anyhow, it's probably just an polemical attempt to get people angry and gain recognition... similar to the Spicy Paris Carl's Jr. Ads.
It's too early for something meaningful, and "thoughts from the hospital lobby" really isn't what anyone's looking for right now, but I can't let "a man's inner pirate" go without a giggle.
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